Thank Heavens

by An Ordinary Man (the novel)

ABC reports a trend toward smaller breast implants. I applaud, to an extent, because breast size should be as immaterial as penis size – also widely reported recently. Breast augmentation is expensive, somewhat dangerous, and unnecessary; a man in favor of it is not a man, but a boy. Personally, the important part of the breast is, of course, the nipple; erectile tissue trumps soft sponginess every time, on females as well as males.